Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not.
Wife: Why not, don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do
Wife:Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again
Wife: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Husband:(Groans)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband:Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband:That would seem like the proper thing to do
Wife: Would you play golf with her?
Husband: I guess so
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed
Wife:(silence)
Husband: Shit
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